"My MacBook flew out the window"

“*bzzzzt* Electricity was suddenly out in my house. I ran out to check the fusebox to see what happened but I quickly realized the problem was not on my side”

“Our car was booped while we weren’t home. It’s a really much worse than it looks.”

“Nose Wheel on plane went flat TWICE in a week while flying.”

“Cold this morning so I turned my car heater on before leaving for work. Came back to my car on fire.”

“Hit the gas instead of the brakes exiting my condo, my car isn’t that bad and easy to fix cosmetically, but I feel bad and stupid since I’ve never done this before.”

“I was expecting a package tomorrow- USPS semi a total loss on the interstate near me.”

“Got home after long day, did my chores and made myself some food…”

“Lady pulled out in front of me as I was going 60 miles an hour broke my wrist and they had to reset it.”

“Called 811 before digging for electric, but missed the part at the end that said it doesn’t cover water lines in our county.”

“Had to mail my taxes in this year, and sent them the day I left town. Came home to this.”

“Just moved to a new apartment and was so excited to make my first meal in my oven but the previous owner left a knife in there”

“Tried to change the engine oil myself and made a hole in the engine.”

"My watermelon was hollow"

"Someone decided it was a good idea to use the oven to warm up expanding foam."

"Second time wearing my 369€ hiking boots and they are already broken…"

"Travel mug lid broke and I didn't realize until I turned onto the highway and looked into my cupholder"

"Today is my birthday and the city bus was honking at my car crazy and then hit my car from behind TWICE on purpose in the middle of heavy traffic."

"One week before vacation. Who needs extra spending money anyway"

"Yesterday I washed my car. Last night it rained sh#t"